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Cringe Is Dead

Cringe Is Dead

Regular price $50.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $50.00 USD
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PREORDER: All shirts ordered for the June Shop update are preorders and will be made-to-order. Orders containing shirts will be shipped out July 1st to 7th at latest.

All of our apparel at SimpleNick's is 100% hand crafted: from our dye artist Ashley, her husband Tony- our printer, to Nick the artist behind it all. 

 🏳️‍🌈 Black & Queer owned ♿Disabled Artist🌱Eco friendly Apparel 👐100% Hand Crafted

Washing: Turn the shirt inside out before putting in the washer. Wash on cold whenever possible. Our shirts are pre washed and shrunk. They should not bleed. All shirts come with a 3month warranty. If any chipping or fading occurs, please contact us at 

Sizing: All shirts are Unisex without armpit or chest squeezing. They are made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and side seamed and chest to fit. 

Our shirts are generally true to size.

(in inches) S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL 6XL
Side to Side Width 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34
Body Length 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35

Plus sizes:

Sizes 4x-6x have a $5 material cost for their shirts. These orders will come with a free exclusive sticker for the inconvenience. 

We have always strived to keep our prices equal across all sizes, and simply make less profit for sizes larger than XL. To be able to create even larger sizes than we do now, we have opted to charge a portion of material cost for larger sizes. We think its unfair that companies chare so much for plus sizes and wish this wasn't the case. But find it more unfair to not offer our shirts to those over 4x at all. After discussions with the community, this was a good solution.

About the Artists:

All of our apparel is done 100% in-house by our good friends at Desert Zebra Design.
Our Tie-dye artist Ashley struggles with the disability Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome. 

Together with her husband Tony, they created their business to regain her independence as an artist, spend more time with their children, and to raise awareness for the rare disease.

Those with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome & other uncommon diagnoses are known as "Medical Zebras" because "When you hear hoofbeats, you expect horses, not zebras."
You don't know to look for something you've never considered a possibility.

Thank you from the entire SimpleNick's crew for supporting us & our friends.

Being dyed by hand at Desert Zebra Designs, every shirt will have unique dye patterns to them within quality assured standards.

Our Shirts are Bella + Canvas for sizes s-4x, and Port & Company for 5x and 6X. Both are companies who pride themselves on having ethical &  eco friendly approach to shirts and apparel. 


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